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CPAPs are a major romance killer
#21
RE: CPAPs are a major romance killer
(12-22-2014, 01:10 PM)PsychoMike Wrote: Hehehe....In my case, it hasn't been a a killer, but a booster. Mrs. Psycho and I are both hose heads and now that we both actually get some sleep, the other "heavy breathing" in the bedroom has been improved.

Bahahaha!

And i actually think that perhaps my gf should be tested. I use to fall asleep quickly at night because i was always tired, and I was the one snoring away, keeping her up. Now, she konks right out and Im left listening to her snore for an hour while I try to sleep. lol.
#22
RE: CPAPs are a major romance killer
Need to find a partner with a "Snuffleupagus" fetish...

(ducking for cover)
#23
RE: CPAPs are a major romance killer
(12-21-2014, 03:11 PM)Ghost1958 Wrote: Even worse that falling asleep during the ehhh hummm errrUnsure Main Event,Cool shall we say , would be blowing a stroke or heart attack and kicking the bucket somewhere around round 2.

Talk about a mood killer, literally Laugh-a-lot

But damn, what a way to go ...
#24
RE: CPAPs are a major romance killer
Ahhh yes, if only we could all say the worst thing about us, and the killer for our romance, was just the CPAP..... wouldn't that just be lovely? Dielaughing
If everyone thinks alike, then someone isn't thinking.
Everyone knows something, together we could know everything.
#25
RE: CPAPs are a major romance killer
(12-22-2014, 08:16 PM)OMyMyOHellYes Wrote: Need to find a partner with a "Snuffleupagus" fetish...

(ducking for cover)

You called? I keep telling myself "Thou shall not covet thy neighbors wife" but ... I saw her first.Bigwink

( Just ignore me and give some space, it's 3 AM and I'm up again in the middle of the night.)
#26
RE: CPAPs are a major romance killer
(12-23-2014, 04:03 AM)Snuffleupagus Wrote:
(12-22-2014, 08:16 PM)OMyMyOHellYes Wrote: Need to find a partner with a "Snuffleupagus" fetish...

(ducking for cover)

You called? I keep telling myself "Thou shall not covet thy neighbors wife" but ... I saw her first.Bigwink

( Just ignore me and give some space, it's 3 AM and I'm up again in the middle of the night.)

Someone did call, but check the profile info, and the comments as it seems you'll be striking out on both counts..... we need a Snuffleupagus of a different type Dielaughing
If everyone thinks alike, then someone isn't thinking.
Everyone knows something, together we could know everything.
#27
RE: CPAPs are a major romance killer
(12-22-2014, 08:16 PM)OMyMyOHellYes Wrote: Need to find a partner with a "Snuffleupagus" fetish...

(ducking for cover)

Dielaughing
#28
RE: CPAPs are a major romance killer
I hear that the improved oxygen levels actually improve your MoJo.
How can that be a bad thing?

Anyway its just a dumb mask. Use your imagination and work around it.

There's always the Flash Gordon marooned on a distant planet with a gorgeous alien princess.
(or what have you. Adjust the fine points to taste)

Smile

"With ordinary talent and extraordinary perseverance, all things are attainable." - Thomas Foxwell Buxton

Cool
#29
RE: CPAPs are a major romance killer
Take a page from Homer

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If everyone thinks alike, then someone isn't thinking.
Everyone knows something, together we could know everything.
#30
RE: CPAPs are a major romance killer
(12-23-2014, 12:07 PM)Galactus Wrote: Someone did call, but check the profile info, and the comments as it seems you'll be striking out on both counts..... we need a Snuffleupagus of a different type Dielaughing

I want to straighten this out ...saw the male qualification ... was talking about the partner he was seeking which I would presume was a woman ... hope we have that straight ... emphasis on 'straight'. Smile


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