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Fantastic Email Deals
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Fantastic Email Deals
I just received the best email offer that I can remember.  A private jet timeshare company just emailed me, stating that because of the tax holiday created by the CARES Act, I can get tax-free flight hours.  Wow!  The only downside is that I'm limited to only purchasing up to 100 hours.  What a shame!   Prices, which are up to 40% below their competitors, are ranging from $4900 to $10,000 per hour (depends on jet size).

Such a deal I should die for....    Laugh-a-lot
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#2
RE: Fantastic Email Deals
I've heard that Greyhound is coming out with a similar offer. Their upside is lower costs, but it will take a little longer to go from Point A to B.
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Isn't it a little difficult going from Georgia to Hawaii with that plan?
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Prices might be a little higher for a plane big enough to hold that greyhound!
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RE: Fantastic Email Deals
(10-19-2020, 02:38 PM)Crimson Nape Wrote: Isn't it a little difficult going from Georgia to  Hawaii with that plan?

It's in the fine print. 

There's a cargo ship involved.  Eat-popcorn
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RE: Fantastic Email Deals
Sounds like it'd be a bumpy ride if your plan time ends mid-flight.
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You guys that think it's done via plane or ship got it all wrong.

It's done via the huge Conus-Hawaii Tunnel (or "CHT", a tunnel below the ocean floor, stretching from San Fran to Pearl Harbor).  It's wide enough for two Greyhound buses to pass each other.  It's all part of AHEP (Alien-Human Engineering Project).  Plans were obtained from "THEM" shortly after the 1947 Roswell incident, with project completion in 1999.  Top secret stuff & all that.  They can't put this in the fine print of these deals, of course.  Once you get to San Franscico, they put you in chemically-induced hibernation so that you won't be aware of the bus entering, going through or leaving the tunnel. 

Once at Pearl, they put a flowery Hawaiian Lei around your neck which slowly infuses the sleep drug antidote into your system.  You wake up feeling refreshed and unaware of how you got there.  As one of the benefits, when you wake up, they have a very hot cup of premium Hawaiian coffee waiting for you.  It's a rather pleasant experience.  Of course, this travel option is only available to those who sign a non-disclosure agreement.  It was originally a government/alien-funded program, but was privatized during the Reagan Administration.  They used to require a top-secret clearance as well, but they suspended that when budgetary issues became problematic after the financial panic of 2008.  You can download an application for CHT travel (along with other files) in zip format by going HERE  (make sure you have enough space on your computer first - it's a large file).
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RE: Fantastic Email Deals
SS,
Just how long did you spend on that explanation?   Or, how long have you been waiting to use it?   Huh
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The last time I agreed to sign a non-disclosure agreement, I ended up on an alien space ship that took me to Mars and back. 

Believe me when I tell you, Mars isn't all that it's cracked up to be. I was very disappointed.  Rolleyes

Because of the non-disclosure agreement, that's all I can say about it.  Eat-popcorn
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RE: Fantastic Email Deals
(10-19-2020, 05:14 PM)Crimson Nape Wrote: SS, Just how long did you spend on that explanation?   Or, how long have you been waiting to use it?   Huh


I had an extra 7.3 minutes today.   Grin   Hardly ever happens, so I doubt you'll hear more stuff like this.  But I can quickly fling out enough nonsense in a post to satisfy the most discriminating connoisseur of written excrement.   Big Grinnie



(10-19-2020, 05:31 PM)Big Guy Wrote: Believe me when I tell you, Mars isn't all that it's cracked up to be. I was very disappointed. 


Someone told me I would be only 30% as heavy on Mars as I am right now... That means I am not fat, I just live on the wrong planet.   Dancing





Disclosure Statement (to satisfy Crimson Nape's curiosity):  this post took me 2.323 minutes.   Cool  Well, now it's 2.844 minutes (now that I added this disclosure statement).  Okay, now it's up to past 3.00 minutes.  Tired of calculating this now.  3.23 minutes....  someone stop me, please!   Bug-eyed
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