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Heaven or Hell?
[Image: heaven_and_hell2010-med.jpg]

While walking down the street one day a corrupt Senator was
tragically hit by a car and died.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

”Welcome to heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle in, it
seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts,
you see, so we’re not sure what to do with you.”

”No problem, just let me in,” says the Senator..

”Well, I’d like to, but I have orders from the higher ups. What we’ll do
is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose
where to spend eternity.”

”Really?, I’ve made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,” says the Senator.

”I’m sorry, but we have our rules.”

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.

The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In
the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends
and other politicians who had worked with him.

Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his
hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the
expense of the people. They played a friendly game of golf and then dine on
lobster, caviar and the finest champagne.

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who is having a
good time dancing and telling jokes.

They are all having such a good time that before the Senator realizes it, it
is time to go.

Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises…

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens in heaven where St. Peter
is waiting for him, “Now it’s time to visit heaven..”

So, 24 hours passed with the Senator joining a group of contented souls
moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good
time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

”Well, then, you’ve spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now
choose your eternity.”

The Senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: “Well, I would never
have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would
be better off in hell.”

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell..

Now the doors of the elevator open and he’s in the middle of a barren land
covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags,
picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from
above.

The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulders.

”I don’t understand,” stammers the Senator. “Yesterday I was
here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and
caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there’s just a
wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?”

The devil smiles at him and says,
“Yesterday we were campaigning, Today, you voted..”

http://www.eurweb.com/2010/10/jokey-joke...s9MluaA.99
10-16-2012 03:00 PM
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RE: Heaven or Hell?
Oh. That's good. That's so very good.

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RE: Heaven or Hell?
Hi zonk, thanks for this very funny post, (Ha-Ha-Ha.)

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10-16-2012 03:11 PM
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RE: Heaven or Hell?
Heeheehee!
Classic!

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04-03-2013 08:44 AM
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RE: Heaven or Hell?
THANKS Zonk!!!!!
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04-03-2013 10:21 AM
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RE: Heaven or Hell?
Normally I can guess the punchline but I didn't see this one coming at all. I know several people who love this joke
04-04-2013 07:48 PM
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