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I have a little Garmin
It sits there in my car
A Garmin is a driver's friend
It tells you where you are.

I have a little Garmin
I've had it all my life
It's better than the normal ones
My Garmin is my wife.

It gives me full instructions
Especially how to drive
"It's thirty miles an hour", it says
"You're doing thirty five".

It tells me when to stop and start
And when to use the brake
And tells me that it's never ever
Safe to overtake.
It tells me when a light is red
And when it goes to green
It seems to know instinctively
Just when to intervene.
It lists the vehicles just in front
And all those to the rear
And taking this into account
It specifies my gear.
I'm sure no other driver
Has so helpful a device
For when we leave and lock the car
It still gives its advice.
It fills me up with counseling
Each journey's pretty fraught
So why don't I exchange it
And get a quieter sort?
Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,
Makes sure I'm properly fed,
It washes all my shirts and things
And - keeps me warm in bed!
Despite all these advantages
And my tendency to scoff,
I do wish that once in a while
I could turn the damned thing off!

Whistle
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#2
Ha. Gimme your home address so I can send this to your wife GPS device.
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Bompa, sure hope your wife doesn't know how to navigate to Apnea Board. Bigwink Too-funny

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#4
Bompa, make sure you keep your Garmin with you at all times. I'd hate to think what would happen if you lost it. Dielaughing
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