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My mask gave me a facelift and other nifty xPAP benefits
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My mask gave me a facelift and other nifty xPAP benefits
Yeppers, my mask gave me a facelift. A compelling reason to use an FFM for your beauty sleep.

Consider this. My face is bathed and plumped all night by the humidifier. Every little old lady wrinkle within target range has been dissolved.

Clearly this has saved me $30k and lengthy rehab from a massive surgical intervention.  Banana

Newbie? Find it difficult to meet your compliance targets? No prob. 4 hours per night and you’ll be a whole new you.

It gets to work right away while you sleep. You’ll see results in under a week. Guaranteed.

There’s only one downside. My face is smooth as a baby’s bottom but in a peculiar triangle stretching from the bridge of the nose to below the lip. Odd.  Thinking-about 


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#2
RE: My mask gave me a facelift and other nifty xPAP benefits
Well, if you wanted total face treatments, there are options like the PR FitLife Wink A bit more of an adjustment and not for tummy sleepers, but you can get far better facial skin treatment to go with your xPAP therapy Big Grin
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RE: My mask gave me a facelift and other nifty xPAP benefits
The PR FitLife is a whole new dimension in potential xPAP-induced face lifts..... Thinking-about
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Oh, HalfAsleep, my friend! I can always count on you to brighten my day. Love your writing style and observations. Thank you for the laugh! Too-funny
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RE: My mask gave me a facelift and other nifty xPAP benefits
I'm sure you have some humorous fall-out, too, Kiwii! SHARE!  Wink
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RE: My mask gave me a facelift and other nifty xPAP benefits
I just had to laugh at the last bit, a smooth triangle on your face as smooth as a babies bum Dielaughing
Brilliant! Big Grin
I am NOT a doctor.  I try to help, but do not take what I say as medical advice.


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RE: My mask gave me a facelift and other nifty xPAP benefits
Heck if that's the case with the humidity we have here on the Gulf Coast I must not look a day over eighteen! NOT!!
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RE: My mask gave me a facelift and other nifty xPAP benefits
If you're looking to expand your face-smoothing experience beyond your mid-mug Bermuda Triangle, try Dr. Sheepish's $3 cheek 'n' forehead facial treatment. This was an unexpected benefit -- a creaseless countenance. Smile 

http://www.apneaboard.com/forums/Thread-...Y-Solution
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RE: My mask gave me a facelift and other nifty xPAP benefits
Yes, I saw that. Genius. I'd look like Raggedy-Ann with a mop on my top-knot.


Woah is me!  Oh-jeez My facelift may as well be a facial as well. My ruddy countenance so appreciates the extra stimulation and plumpness, I now blush like a maiden.  Laugh-a-lot Bright red. I look like the triangular caution sign on the back of an Amish buggy.
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