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Seniors FYI
#1
THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT HERE IN OUR OWN COUNTRY!

We Must Stop This Immediately!

Have you noticed that stairs are getting steeper?

Groceries are heavier.

And, everything is farther away.

Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded to discover how long our street had become!

And, you know, people are less considerate now, especially the young ones. They speak in whispers…..all the time! If you ask them to speak up they just keep repeating themselves, endlessly mouthing the same silent message until they're red in the face. What do they think I am, a lip reader? I also think they are much younger than I was at the same age.

On the other hand, people my own age are so much older than I am.

I ran into an old friend the other day and he has aged so much that he didn't even recognize me.
I got to thinking about the poor guy while I was combing my hair this morning, and in doing so, I glanced at my own reflection, well, REALLY NOW - even mirrors are not made the way they used to be!

Another thing, everyone drives so fast these days! You're risking life and limb if you happen to pull onto the highway in front of them. All I can say is, their brakes must wear out awfully fast, the way I see them screech and swerve in my rear view mirror.

Clothing manufacturers are less civilized these days. Why else would they suddenly start labeling a size 32 waist pant as 40? Do they think no one notices?
The people who make bathroom scales are pulling the same prank.
Do they think I actually 'believe' the number I see on that dial? HA! I would never let myself weigh that much! Just who do these people think they're fooling?

I'd like to call up someone in authority to report what's going on -- but the telephone company is in on the conspiracy too: they've printed the phone books in such small type that no one could ever find a number in there!

All I can do is pass along this warning: WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!

Unless something drastic happens, pretty soon everyone will have to suffer these awful indignities.

PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO WE CAN GET THIS
CONSPIRACY STOPPED!

PS: I am sending this to you in a larger font size, because something has happened to my computer's fonts - they are smaller than they once were.
Thank you.

God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark.
I just realized I'm more in demand and very valuable....I'm an antique!!
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#2
Bompa,
Thanks, that was really funny.

Just last week, my brother and sister-in-law called and wanted my hubby and I to go to a casino for a few hours, then out to a movie. So I asked my hubby if he wanted to go, and his response was:
Heck no, all the old people will be there today!
My hubby just turned 70. Oh-jeez
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#3
Bompa, I have been saying the same thing for years! Now at last someone will heed my clarion call.
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#4
I think I was saying the same thing... can't remember now!


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#5
That reminds me of a story.
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(07-15-2015, 10:33 PM)SuperSleeper Wrote: That reminds me of a story.

Sorry, I forgot to post the story. Trust me, it's a very funny story.

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Before I post the story, I have to go to the bathroom to go #1.... stand by...

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#8
Very cute! But kind of scary... so many are true!
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#9
So here I am reading this on my birthday ..... thanks a whole bunch.
My first computer was powered by an 8086 and it pee me off when some sales punk asks me if I use a computer. I tell them yes but it's a coal fired model.
I use my PAP machine nightly and I feel great!
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#10
Oh, I thought it said, "Señores FYI."

My first computer:
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