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Simply Eggs
#11
(12-18-2013, 09:14 PM)PollCat Wrote: This sounds very philosophical to me. Thinking-about
You've got to have the correct philosophy
They always ask me how I feel getting old
........................... and I always answer:
"Compared to the alternative, its fantastic"
Michael Caine
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#12
the eggs came first... it metamorphosed from a rock
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#13
well, I wonder if a rooster and a chicken was on Noah's Ark! There would have more than enough time to lay an egg and sit on the egg until it hatched!
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#14
Must have been thousands of chickens...I mean, all of those carnivores had to have something to eat...right? The tigers polished off the unicorns in just a couple of days I'm sure.

Shy

The egg that hatched the first chicken came from a pre-chicken that had mated with another pre-chicken...of course which chicken was the first just all depends on where we draw the line of distinction in the spectrum of developing chickenness in the ancestry of modern chickens...fairly anti-existential I know. It seems that chicken essence must necessarily have preceeded chicken existence...I'm pretty sure Sartre wrote an essay refuting that but Hume tore it to pieces...or was that the other way around?
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#15
Well, I do know Hume came before Sartre. Too-funny
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#16
(12-19-2013, 11:12 PM)MAPnea Wrote: Well, I do know Hume came before Sartre. Too-funny

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#17
Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O.
And on that farm he had a chicken, E-I-E-I-O.
With a cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there
Here an egg, there an egg, everywhere egg egg
Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O.
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#18
This thread is proof that we all are very sleep-deprived. BigwinkToo-funny

Question:Why don't chickens like people?
Answer: They beat eggs!

Question:Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Answer: Fry-day!

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(12-19-2013, 11:39 PM)jgjones1972 Wrote:
(12-19-2013, 11:12 PM)MAPnea Wrote: Well, I do know Hume came before Sartre. Too-funny

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Dielaughing

Well, I agree with SuperSleeper that we are all sleep-deprived; but in my case, it's simply that I'm ancient. That's why I know about Hume. Now I'm laughing myself silly with tears running down my face…. and remembering those good old days. Big Grin Or was it just a dream…

Anyway, I vote for the essence of chicken… no wait…

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#20
(12-20-2013, 09:06 PM)MAPnea Wrote: I vote for the essence of chicken… no wait…

"Essence of Chicken": A new fragrance this holiday season - by Calvin Klein.
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