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Sleep apnea funnies
another great quote attributed to Winston Churchill...

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
--Lady Astor to Winston Churchill

Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
-- His reply
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(03-31-2016, 11:47 AM)Luvmyzzz Wrote: I hope I will be able to bring some humor to this forum! Humor does the body & soul
good!! & Using the Cpap will keep the brain in better tune for off the cuff comments!

Hey, dogs snore because... they are your the VERY best friends!

You may think that your best friend is, for example, your spouse or somebody else but, you are WRONG! Don't believe me? Try locking up your spouse and your dog for an hour in the trunk of your car. After an hour open it and see who is trully happy to see you!!!
Everything I post on this board is nothing more than an opinion expressed by an apneak. Normally, it's based on facts and experience but sometimes, I may get things wrong or not have all the facts.
I reserve the right to change my mind. Why? Because tomorrow I may know better.
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Hey, dogs snore because... they are your the VERY best friends!

You may think that your best friend is, for example, your spouse or somebody else but, you are WRONG! Don't believe me? Try locking up your spouse and your dog for an hour in the trunk of your car. After an hour open it and see who is trully happy to see you!!!



Dielaughing OH YES!! I think we ALL know who'll be happy to see, cuz my hubby will be sleeping!!

I enjoy being with a group who like to share their "Hosehead" experiences, to remind me I am not alone.
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(03-31-2016, 08:18 PM)Luvmyzzz Wrote: Dielaughing OH YES!! I think we ALL know who'll be happy to see, cuz my hubby will be sleeping!!

I'm sorry, there is just no way I could top that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DielaughingDielaughingDielaughingDielaughingDielaughingDielaughingDielaughingDielaughingDielaughingDielaughingDielaughing

Everything I post on this board is nothing more than an opinion expressed by an apneak. Normally, it's based on facts and experience but sometimes, I may get things wrong or not have all the facts.
I reserve the right to change my mind. Why? Because tomorrow I may know better.
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(03-31-2016, 09:13 PM)GPSMapNut Wrote: [quote='Luvmyzzz' pid='155975' dateline='1459473480']
Dielaughing OH YES!! I think we ALL know who'll be happy to see, cuz my hubby will be sleeping!!

I'm sorry, there is just no way I could top that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



thank you thank you very much Grin
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Everything I post on this board is nothing more than an opinion expressed by an apneak. Normally, it's based on facts and experience but sometimes, I may get things wrong or not have all the facts.
I reserve the right to change my mind. Why? Because tomorrow I may know better.
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(04-01-2016, 12:06 PM)GPSMapNut Wrote: [Image: sleep_position.jpg]

Yes, I agree 100%. My best sleep is in the morning when it is time to get up.

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What, the whole day is going to slip by; and no one is going to pull an April Fool's gag ?

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(04-01-2016, 12:54 PM)justMongo Wrote: What, the whole day is going to slip by; and no one is going to pull an April Fool's gag ?

The gag was, my last post was absolutely serious - in the morning, when somebody wakes me up, they really have nothing to laugh about!

Everything I post on this board is nothing more than an opinion expressed by an apneak. Normally, it's based on facts and experience but sometimes, I may get things wrong or not have all the facts.
I reserve the right to change my mind. Why? Because tomorrow I may know better.
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The gag was, my last post was absolutely serious - in the morning, when somebody wakes me up, they really have nothing to laugh about!
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What are they doing waking you up if they aren't going to laugh? the nerve
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