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RE: Sleep apnea funnies
another great quote attributed to Winston Churchill...

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
--Lady Astor to Winston Churchill

Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
-- His reply
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RE: Sleep apnea funnies
(03-31-2016 11:47 AM)Luvmyzzz Wrote:  I hope I will be able to bring some humor to this forum! Humor does the body & soul
good!! & Using the Cpap will keep the brain in better tune for off the cuff comments!

Hey, dogs snore because... they are your the VERY best friends!

You may think that your best friend is, for example, your spouse or somebody else but, you are WRONG! Don't believe me? Try locking up your spouse and your dog for an hour in the trunk of your car. After an hour open it and see who is trully happy to see you!!!

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RE: Sleep apnea funnies
Hey, dogs snore because... they are your the VERY best friends!

You may think that your best friend is, for example, your spouse or somebody else but, you are WRONG! Don't believe me? Try locking up your spouse and your dog for an hour in the trunk of your car. After an hour open it and see who is trully happy to see you!!!



Dielaughing OH YES!! I think we ALL know who'll be happy to see, cuz my hubby will be sleeping!!

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Post: #164
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(03-31-2016 08:18 PM)Luvmyzzz Wrote:  Dielaughing OH YES!! I think we ALL know who'll be happy to see, cuz my hubby will be sleeping!!

I'm sorry, there is just no way I could top that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DielaughingDielaughingDielaughingDielaughingDielaughingDielaughingDielaughingDielaughingDielaughingDielaughingDielaughing

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(03-31-2016 09:13 PM)GPSMapNut Wrote:  [quote='Luvmyzzz' pid='155975' dateline='1459473480']
Dielaughing OH YES!! I think we ALL know who'll be happy to see, cuz my hubby will be sleeping!!

I'm sorry, there is just no way I could top that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



thank you thank you very much SHa_biggrin5

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[Image: sleep_position.jpg]

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(04-01-2016 12:06 PM)GPSMapNut Wrote:  [Image: sleep_position.jpg]

Yes, I agree 100%. My best sleep is in the morning when it is time to get up.
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What, the whole day is going to slip by; and no one is going to pull an April Fool's gag ?

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(04-01-2016 12:54 PM)justMongo Wrote:  What, the whole day is going to slip by; and no one is going to pull an April Fool's gag ?

The gag was, my last post was absolutely serious - in the morning, when somebody wakes me up, they really have nothing to laugh about!

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Post: #170
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The gag was, my last post was absolutely serious - in the morning, when somebody wakes me up, they really have nothing to laugh about!
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What are they doing waking you up if they aren't going to laugh? the nerve

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