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Post: #21
RE: Sleep apnea funnies
Too-funnyDielaughing
(01-22-2016 10:07 AM)Phill Wrote:  When I said you needed a full face mask that is NOT what I meant!!

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01-26-2016 10:35 AM
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Post: #22
RE: Sleep apnea funnies
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Everything I post on this board is nothing more than an opinion expressed by an apneak. Normally, it's based on facts and experience but sometimes, I may get things wrong or not have all the facts.
I reserve the right to change my mind. Why? Because tomorrow I may know better.
01-27-2016 02:53 PM
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Post: #23
RE: Sleep apnea funnies
Dielaughing

هههههه هههههه هههههه هههههه هههههه هههههه هههههه هههههه هههههه هههههه هههههه هههههه هههههه هههههه
Tongue Suck Technique for prevention of mouth breathing:
  • Place your tongue behind your front teeth on the roof of your mouth
  • let your tongue fill the space between the upper molars
  • gently suck to form a light vacuum
Practising during the day can help you to keep it at night

هههههه هههههه هههههه هههههه هههههه هههههه هههههه هههههه هههههه هههههه هههههه هههههه هههههه هههههه
01-27-2016 07:16 PM
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GPSMapNut Offline

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Post: #24
RE: Sleep apnea funnies
[Image: Sleep-Muffler.jpg]

Everything I post on this board is nothing more than an opinion expressed by an apneak. Normally, it's based on facts and experience but sometimes, I may get things wrong or not have all the facts.
I reserve the right to change my mind. Why? Because tomorrow I may know better.
01-28-2016 09:49 AM
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GPSMapNut Offline

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Post: #25
RE: Sleep apnea funnies
I haven’t slept for ten days… because that would be too long.

Mitch Hedberg
(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

Everything I post on this board is nothing more than an opinion expressed by an apneak. Normally, it's based on facts and experience but sometimes, I may get things wrong or not have all the facts.
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01-30-2016 04:58 PM
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Post: #26
RE: Sleep apnea funnies
[Image: Bobfinallygetshismasktofit.jpg]

BTW. Is anybody still looking at these?

Everything I post on this board is nothing more than an opinion expressed by an apneak. Normally, it's based on facts and experience but sometimes, I may get things wrong or not have all the facts.
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02-01-2016 02:59 PM
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pholynyk Offline

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Post: #27
RE: Sleep apnea funnies
Oh, yes, I'm enjoying them immensely. I have no idea where you find these.

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02-01-2016 04:46 PM
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Post: #28
RE: Sleep apnea funnies
My cat got caught up in my hose today. I'm lucky it didn't freak out too much and rip the thing apart.

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Using FlashAir W-03 SD card in machine. Access through wifi with FlashPAP or Sleep Master utilities.

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02-01-2016 09:35 PM
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Post: #29
RE: Sleep apnea funnies
(02-01-2016 02:59 PM)GPSMapNut Wrote:  BTW. Is anybody still looking at these?

Keep 'em comin'... (yeah, my life is boring and I actually enjoy this thread).

Eat-popcorn

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02-02-2016 12:44 AM
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Post: #30
RE: Sleep apnea funnies
(01-30-2016 04:58 PM)GPSMapNut Wrote:  I haven’t slept for ten days… because that would be too long.

Mitch Hedberg
(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

You have a talent for finding 'apnea humor', do continue posting. Some mornings when I haven't slept well the night before - your cartoons help brighten my day.
02-02-2016 09:32 AM
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