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Sleep apnea funnies
#31
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I just want to scream: "You haven't tried CPAP you goof!!!"
Everything I post on this board is nothing more than an opinion expressed by an apneak. Normally, it's based on facts and experience but sometimes, I may get things wrong or not have all the facts.
I reserve the right to change my mind. Why? Because tomorrow I may know better.
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#32
oh yes... read it everytime there is a new post.... Big Grin
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Tongue Suck Technique for prevention of mouth breathing:
  • Place your tongue behind your front teeth on the roof of your mouth
  • let your tongue fill the space between the upper molars
  • gently suck to form a light vacuum
Practising during the day can help you to keep it at night

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#33
Thanks for the feedback. There is not much point to reply to posts here without posting another joke in the reply - it would just dilute the tread so, I'll just keep on going with one of my sleep favorites:

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Everything I post on this board is nothing more than an opinion expressed by an apneak. Normally, it's based on facts and experience but sometimes, I may get things wrong or not have all the facts.
I reserve the right to change my mind. Why? Because tomorrow I may know better.
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#34
My husband also gets a laugh from the sleep apnea funnies and he isn't "blessed" to have sleep apnea as I am. Thanks for bringing humor to our everyday lives.
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Tongue Suck Technique for prevention of mouth breathing:
  • Place your tongue behind your front teeth on the roof of your mouth
  • let your tongue fill the space between the upper molars
  • gently suck to form a light vacuum
Practising during the day can help you to keep it at night

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Everything I post on this board is nothing more than an opinion expressed by an apneak. Normally, it's based on facts and experience but sometimes, I may get things wrong or not have all the facts.
I reserve the right to change my mind. Why? Because tomorrow I may know better.
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#37
I used to have to wear the brain bucket and suck on the hose from time to time when I was flying for Uncle Sam. It was a pain. One good thing, the piece of paper I needed was always under the hose. BTW, my FFM fits about the same as my old oxygen mask. Laugh-a-lot
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Everything I post on this board is nothing more than an opinion expressed by an apneak. Normally, it's based on facts and experience but sometimes, I may get things wrong or not have all the facts.
I reserve the right to change my mind. Why? Because tomorrow I may know better.
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Everything I post on this board is nothing more than an opinion expressed by an apneak. Normally, it's based on facts and experience but sometimes, I may get things wrong or not have all the facts.
I reserve the right to change my mind. Why? Because tomorrow I may know better.
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#40
Been there, done that. Mornincoffee
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